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“Sir, as part of focus on health and austerity, all officers living near offices are to walk.”

"That guy looks like a conman. Otherwise why is he talking about projects?"

“The juice may not look appealing but I assure you they’re way healthier than branded items.”

“I don’t get it. Earlier they promoted local enterprises and now ask people to avoid expenditure.” ...

"Surely you can't fine us for bike-sharing as part of austerity?"

“Consider yourself lucky you didn’t buy leaked papers because exam is cancelled.”

“If they dare to walk the talk about austerity, they can join us.”

“Actually it’s the best time to buy gold when people are advised against buying it.”

“He’s doing roaring business selling laddoos. The winners for celebration and losers to lift up spi...

“To make you a modern mother, here’s a mobile phone gift on Mother’s Day.”

“Too many laddoos after poll results make politicians ill.”

“Hello darkness my old friend. We’re growing old with this perennial power cut.”

“We’re celebrating because I lost by only one vote.”