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“This will be my last purchase for oil. By next month I’ll be driving a battery operated car.”

“Politics is like a ludo game. Someone is always ready to jump over.”

“Wish he had as much talents doing his job than sounding like a football expert.”

“We used strong detergent for washing. Now the car looks different. It has a lighter color.”

“These are my certificates for spell bee; sketching, singing and writing. But I’m still without job...

“He’s always on tour with the minister. Probably believes he’s the de facto minister.”

“Meaning of welcoming defectors with garland or laddu. Garland means lightweight and laddu means he...

“Let him rant and threaten. We’ll respond with big and beautiful drones to shut him.”

“They were caught in a fake racket trying to sell World Cup football tickets.”

“Looks like our entire family has been bitten by world cup fever. We’ll now need to hire a coach.” ...

“Killing two birds with one stone-watching and doing yoga on mobile.”

“Were not losing elected members in elections but defections.”

“This happens every World Cup. Dinner, cards and tea till match time at 1:30 a.m.”

“Our population has been rising but many are not present during census.”

“Looks like switching parties or splits and mergers are part of your political career.”