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“Meaning of welcoming defectors with garland or laddu. Garland means lightweight and laddu means he...

“Let him rant and threaten. We’ll respond with big and beautiful drones to shut him.”

“They were caught in a fake racket trying to sell World Cup football tickets.”

“Looks like our entire family has been bitten by world cup fever. We’ll now need to hire a coach.” ...

“Killing two birds with one stone-watching and doing yoga on mobile.”

“Were not losing elected members in elections but defections.”

“This happens every World Cup. Dinner, cards and tea till match time at 1:30 a.m.”

“Our population has been rising but many are not present during census.”

“Looks like switching parties or splits and mergers are part of your political career.”

“It really saddens me that things that you love most are banned.”

“If road conditions don’t improve, we will be compelled not to pay road tax till things improve.”

“Frankly speaking, we touched the cash but had no chance of pocketing it.”

“Believe me. All these are original. Same design. Same color. All made in Dimapur.”

“The opening ceremony will be long. Long enough for you to make me chicken chow and omelette.”

“This is the problem in every town or city when politicians manage civic bodies.”