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“Aarey.. don’t you get it? I’m reducing tax since you’re opening shop half day on Sunday.”

“Getting refill is getting more difficult. Time to think of going back to kerosene stove or firewoo...

“Price of oil is going to shoot up after assembly elections. Then everything will also shoot up.”

“This is what happens when you buy inexpensive CGI sheets these days. You get what you buy.”

“I’ve always believed that low cost adds to the taste.”

“Trump’s so boastful and can’t maintain military secrecy. He’s informing what the military will do ...

“If no LPG you suffer for days. With electric Induction you suffer for hours only.”

“Everyday we face this situation. It’s like getting a Ticket To Ride.”

“Difficult days ahead. Firewood will come back and so will vegetable rice khichdi.”

“I’m a veteran voter so you don’t have to tell a lie to get my vote. I’ll decide on polling day its...

“Even if every item is biodegradable, we’ll still need a dump to dispose of garbage.”

“Probably, he’s giving up CM’s chair as he’s getting too old for political somersault.”

“Sir, you and I are college drop outs but these new recruits are PhD holders. Don’t worry we outran...

“They’re wasting all their advanced rockets on dummies. But we’re also running out of dummies.”

“Solving the anthem issue is not as easy. We’ll be damned if we do and damned if we don’t.”